If..

Karen Carpenter needed her 1950s raising, why not kids?
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Are white people just animals?
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If..

If Karen Carpenter were alive, what color would you be?
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If laughing is crying, what's a giggly grin?
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Got a vegan bible and outfit. The bus squeaked loudly and I was defiant.
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Problem

Thanks to Tim Burton, I can't seem to go anywhere in peace. Why can other people?
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